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Don’t Be A Biker Sunburn Dumbass!

Tuesday Nov 3, 2009

Do you like it when sweat mixes with your sun protection crap and burns your eyes?


Do you enjoy screwing up a perfectly good day of riding with a Freeking Sunburn?


Do you think “Don’t touch that” is a good way to start a romantic evening?


Do you like the feel of gooey, slimy, greasy, road dirt collecting, sun cream?


Think looking like a beat ass red lobster and walking like you got a load in your pants is cute?


Skin Cancer sound like a fun and interesting thing to have?


Do you want to be in pain?


If you answered yes, You are Nuckin Futz, call a psychiatrist!

 
If You Aren’t Nuts, Get Some Of This

 

Red Neck Repellent

Funny Name  /  Serious Protection

Made For Bikers

Non Greasy Spray On

Convienent Size

Cool Mint Smell

30 SPF protection

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you have a nice website !

June 10th, 2009 | 7:23 am
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