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Shtuff For Bikers, Some Wild & Crazy Biker Products

Saturday Sep 20, 2008

With Time Rider Shtuff for Bikers you can get “Hosed” literally. You can also give it, as a gift, to your cousin that’s always getting the short end of the stick.  Just picture the face of that buddy that’s always complaining about his aches and pains when you hand him some Old Fart Spray.  I don’t even want to know who you plan on abusing with Red Neck Repellent or Totally Awesome Crap.  The bottles are biker sized with high quality ingredients.  That’s right, our crap really works!  So why look like the big wuss bag, with the cute feminine bottle of Nivia cream, when you can man up with some Freekin Amazin Crap.  It works great, it’s all natural and it’s freekin Manly …. What more can you want?

 

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Codewear Clothing Model / Swimwear Model Jennifer in Mission Beach with a 1951 Harley Davidson

Monday Feb 22, 2010

http://www.socalbeachmag.net

http://www.codewearclothing.com

Check out swimsuit model and Codewear Clothing model Jennifer while out on a photoshoot with SoCal Beaches Magazine in Mission Beach San Diego with a 1951 Harley Davidson classic motorcycle. See more modeling photos with Jennifer from this photo shoot with a 1955 Ford Hot Rod at http://www.socalbeachmag.net

To purchase Codewear Clothing visit http://www.codewearclothing.com

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Have a very Merry Biker Christmas

Saturday Dec 26, 2009

 


A Present to My Readers! (AP Photo/Scholastic Inc.)

On May 12, 2009, I published my first article as your Baltimore Motorcycle Travel Examiner: “Hey Baltimore, Welcome to the Ride!”  Since then, I’ve published 81 other articles that have been viewed over 75,000 times!

Writing this column has been a wonderful experience for me.  I’ve corresponded with a lot of good people and I’ve made quite a few new friends.  John and Monica Tartufo introduced me to Steve Wallach and ETA Travel’s Motorcycle Cruises.  These good folks inspired an entire series of articles, including “Motorcycle Cruises, Take Your Motorcycle on a Caribbean Cruise” and “ETA Travel and the History of Motorcycle Cruising.”  A fellow RiderCoach told me about the Ephrata First Sunday Breakfast, where I met Merv Hill, a great guy and the President of the Ephrata American Legion Post #429.  Grant Parsons, editor of American Motorcyclist Magazine and his assistant, Nora McDonald read, enjoyed and reprinted my daughter Lauren’s article “Freedom, You’re the Passenger” in their magazine.  I will forever be grateful for the confidence they helped instill in Lauren!  Michael D’Elia of BikerHiWay and Vance Lane of Time Rider, Schtuff for Bikes have been instrumental in providing test products for several articles.  I’ve also had a lot of support from other Motorcycle Examiner’s, including: Mark Poesch, the DC Motorcycle Travel Examiner, Patty Davis, the National Motorcycle Travel Examiner and Ken Bingenheimer, the National Motorcycle Examiner.

However, mostly, I’d like to thank you, my readers.  Without you, my work would have no purpose.  Your feedback, comments and loyalty truly make my efforts worthwhile. 

As a small token of my appreciation, I’ve teamed with Vance Lane of theTime Rider, Schtuff for Bikes” website to provide my readers 15% off the price of any products on the Time Rider website!  This discount is valid for the remainder of 2009.  To receive the discount, use the Coupon Code “BaltoMCTvlr” when checking out on the Time Rider site.  Thanks to Vance for his generosity and thanks again to you, my loyal readers.

I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Tom Bachur
Baltimore Motorcycle Travel Examiner

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Rocky Harley Davidson

Monday Dec 21, 2009

Clothing TV ad for Rockhampton Harley Davidson
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Click here to view the men’s version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiGT829QYMM

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What’s The Perfect Motorcycle Gift?

Monday Nov 30, 2009

The perfect gift for a motorcycle rider is anyone of a multitude of items that range from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. We are going to attempt to give you some direction, a way to figure out the gift that will make their day!

To get a general direction for your gift answer the following questions:

1) What type of personality does your biker have? Do they appreciate a good joke.  In other words if they were picking out a sun block for themselves would they get a 30 SPF cream called “Coppertone” or would they prefer a 30 SPF spray called “Red Neck Repellent”?  This will determine if a serious or funny gift is appropriate.

2) What type of bike do they ride, is it a a Sport Bike (ride position is leaning over the bike, Racer type, Crotch Rocket, Ninja) or do they ride a Cruiser (ride position is upright, chrome headlights, speedometer on tank, floor boards)? This will determine the look and style of any accessory or even clothing that would be appropriate for that type of rider.  With all parts & accessories, you will need to know the make, year and model of the motorcycle.

3) Do they love chrome or do they prefer colored or blacked out parts?  Again, this is very important when selecting the look and style of the accessory.

4) Do they wear full leathers, a full face helmet, A leather jacket, gloves, jeans, a t-shirt, ½ shell helmet or no helmet at all?  The style of what they wear is just as important as the fit.  The inherent problem with clothes is the fit.  Different manufactures fit differently.  If you can trick your biker into trying on the same make ahead of time, this is the best.  If not, keep that receipt because they may need a re size.

5) Do they have tattoos? Do they have a favorite tatoo artist? Do they have a favorite tatoo parlor?  Think gift certificate and you might want to pick them up an aloe product like “Red Neck Reverter”  The name is funny and the aloe inside is the best.

6) Do they talk about how fast it’ll go or how pretty it is? Could be the difference between a new exhaust muffler for design and sound or a new exhaust system for air flow.

7) Do they work on their own bike or send it out to be fixed? Consider this as part of the cost.  If they are a do it yourselfer and have the appropriate skills & tools then they’ll prefer to do it themselves.  If not, you might consider getting a gift certificate for the installation as part of the gift

8) Do they take day trips or multi day tours?  This will again determine the type of accessories or equipment you get for the bike.  A piece that deals with storage would be very appropiate for the tourer whereas, not so good, for the day tripper.

9) Are they male or female? Young or older? Who do they ride with? These all come into play when selecting the best gift.

10) Lastly, How much do you want to spend?

The options are virtually limitless and always keep in mind, if you are purchasing clothing and vehicle specific parts, you will need the appropriate information.  Gloves, sun glasses and helmets should all be fitted because they are just like any other item of clothing, the actual size & fit depend on the manufacturer. Even sun glasses, if they are a little big they can blow off and if they’re too tight they will rub a sore spot above your ear. If they have tattoos, sleeveless or tank top might be the best way to go. The one great thing about clothes is, they are returnable and if you bought them over the internet or at a store be sure to keep the gift recipient so if necessary they can always go back and hopefully find the exact thing they want.

Motorcycle parts or accessories can be either generic (one size fits all), type specific (cruiser / sport), brand specific (Harley, Honda, Victory) or model specific (Ultra Classic, ZX-14, VTX). You will need specific information to buy these parts. They can be easy to install or they can be a royal pain. The most important thing here is the accuracy of your information. Be prepared to answer questions like make, model, year, CC’s/CI, and options. This is also the time to note if your biker will work on things themselves or will they take it to a shop.  Make sure whatever part you buy is able to be returned for a refund because a store credit may not offer a big enough selection.  Be careful about electronic parts, many are not returnable.

The easiest gifts to purchase for your biker are the generic ones. These items take the least spying and usually less money than the above listed items. They are the one size fits all type of product and once again your options are limitless: biker gift kits, helmet stick ons, patches, models, hats, bracelets, necklaces, motorcycle polish, earrings, decals, biker skin protection, bifocal reader sunglasses, belt buckles, t-shirts, shoe jewelry, biker hand cleaner and biker pain relief products.

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Motorcycle Sun Glasses For Older Eyes

Thursday Nov 5, 2009

These are the solution to not being able to see the gages, radio or GPS!

 

Bifocal Motorcycle Sun Glasses

 

This is the one thing every biker that needs reading glasses should have.  How many times have you reached for your readers while driving or had to stop to find a radio station or take a better look at the GPS.  These are even great to take in your car!

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Looking For That Perfect Biker Gift?

Thursday Nov 5, 2009

Gift Kits From Shtuff For Bikers

Biker Gift Kits from Time Rider Shtuff For Bikers is the answer to your biker gift giving needs.  They cover the range by offering; biker mechanics kits, biker weekend kits, biker sexy kits, biker feel better kits, biker sunny ride kits and bike cleaning kits. The product names and the directions will have that biker howling with laughter. The quality of the products will have them thanking you again & again.

Made from the best stuff; high quality, concentrated products that were designed by bikers so they are just what a biker needs.  No sticky or greasy kid stuff to nasty up their grips or gloves and items they will show their friends & laugh over. What more can you ask from a gift!

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Don’t Be A Biker Sunburn Dumbass!

Tuesday Nov 3, 2009

Do you like it when sweat mixes with your sun protection crap and burns your eyes?


Do you enjoy screwing up a perfectly good day of riding with a Freeking Sunburn?


Do you think “Don’t touch that” is a good way to start a romantic evening?


Do you like the feel of gooey, slimy, greasy, road dirt collecting, sun cream?


Think looking like a beat ass red lobster and walking like you got a load in your pants is cute?


Skin Cancer sound like a fun and interesting thing to have?


Do you want to be in pain?


If you answered yes, You are Nuckin Futz, call a psychiatrist!

 
If You Aren’t Nuts, Get Some Of This

 

Red Neck Repellent

Funny Name  /  Serious Protection

Made For Bikers

Non Greasy Spray On

Convienent Size

Cool Mint Smell

30 SPF protection

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Can’t find that perfect biker gift? Tough motorcycle rider to buy for? We have your solution!

Tuesday Nov 3, 2009

 

Are you looking for the perfect gift for a Biker?  Time Rider Shtuff For Bikers has those perfect gifts.  Wether you are looking for the perfect biker “do it yourselfer gift” or a gift for the rider that has everything, Shtuff For Bikers has the gifts for you.  If your Motorcycle rider has a good sense of humor you need to check out the Shtuff For Bikers offerings on their web site where you’ll find things like “Red Neck Repellent” and “Knob Polish” but don’t let the funny names fool you, These are highly concentrated, serious products. 

So If you know a biker that’s an old fart and needs a gift, get them some “Old Fart Spray“.  Do you know a Totally Awesome Biker, well then, get them some “Totally Awesome Crap“. 

Shtuff For Bikers has products by bikers for bikers that are there to make sure, your second days ride as comfortable as your first.  Time Rider Shtuff For Bikers gives you the products with the Funny Biker Names that they will not only love, but will show off to all their friends.

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Jimmy Choo Harley Strass Sunglasses

Wednesday Oct 28, 2009

Jimmy Choo Harley Strass Sunglasses

Harley Strass Sunglasses:Black frames. Silvertone hardware. Gray lenses. Star detail on temples. Logo detail on arms.100% UV protection. Made in Italy. Crystal Sunglasses:Purple with tonal lenses. Crystal detail and logo detail at temples. 100% UV protection.Made in Italy. Hysteria Sunglasses:Black plastic frames. 100% UV protection. Made in Italy.

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