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Do you like it when sweat mixes with your sun protection crap and burns your eyes?

Do you enjoy screwing up a perfectly good day of riding with a Freeking Sunburn?

Do you think “Don’t touch that” is a good way to start a romantic evening?

Do you like the feel of gooey, slimy, greasy, road dirt collecting, sun cream?

Think looking like a beat ass red lobster and walking like you got a load in your pants is cute?

Skin Cancer sound like a fun and interesting thing to have?

Do you want to be in pain?

If you answered yes, You are Nuckin Futz, call a psychiatrist!

 
If You Aren’t Nuts, Get Some Of This

Red Neck Repellent

Funny Name  /  Serious Protection

Made For Bikers

Non Greasy Spray On

Convienent Size

Cool Mint Smell

30 SPF protection

Purchasing motorcycle merchandise can be problematic.  There are so many makes, models, styles, shops and web sites that you have to be somewhat knowledgeable.  This is definitely one of those cases where one size does not fit all. Bikes & bikers are also from all over the country where certain types of equipment are either not allowed or not needed.

When you purchase motorcycle merchandise from your local dealer you’re usually assured of at least getting a part that will fit your make & model.  If you are purchasing a helmet or clothing you do have the advantage of trying it on right then & there.  Internet bike stores are where you find the bargains but you’ll have to wait for your item to arrive and if there are instillation or fit problems you are totally at the mercy of the web store.    I have purchased many items for my bike on line and have had my share of installation and fit problems but I have always managed to get things resolved quickly.  Quickly, in this case, means a few days.  If you’re leaving for a trip in the next couple of days you might want to visit your local dealer. 

Repair & customization parts are generally easy to buy on line just a bit of a pain to install.  Clothing, helmets and boots are probably the hardest because medium isn’t the same from brand to brand.  The easiest motorcycle merchandise to buy are key chains, wallets, mugs, t-shirts, patches and insulting skin care products.  It appears no one has ever taken the bikers skin exposure comfort into consideration.  I haven’t seen a line of lotions, salves, creams or anything else, specifically for bikers, that will help them cope with the elements.

Motorcycle merchandise has always been about bike parts like valves, chains, wheels, handlebars, risers and the like.  It has also been about things to wear like chaps, vests, leather jackets, gloves, etc.  There is even a category for other things like mugs, patches, key chains & t-shirts.  Now someone has come out with a line of skin care products and a sex cream specifically with bikers in mind.  Their products epitomize the new slogan “Sex, Bikes & Rock & Roll”!  The best thing about these products is their crazy names.

It appears we now have new items that we can consider motorcycle merchandise.  They are named in the vein of the motorcycling experience but they actually help protect the cyclist from their worst enemy, the elements.  It is good to see a product that can help with wind & sun burn as well as another that will protect us from the sun without making me smell like a coconut!

These are the solution to not being able to see the gages, radio or GPS!

Bifocal Motorcycle Sun Glasses

This is the one thing every biker that needs reading glasses should have.  How many times have you reached for your readers while driving or had to stop to find a radio station or take a better look at the GPS.  These are even great to take in your car!

With Time Rider Shtuff for Bikers you can get “Hosed” literally. You can also give it, as a gift, to your cousin that’s always getting the short end of the stick.  Just picture the face of that buddy that’s always complaining about his aches and pains when you hand him some Old Fart Spray.  I don’t even want to know who you plan on abusing with Red Neck Repellent or Totally Awesome Crap.  The bottles are biker sized with high quality ingredients.  That’s right, our crap really works!  So why look like the big wuss bag, with the cute feminine bottle of Nivia cream, when you can man up with some Freekin Amazin Crap.  It works great, it’s all natural and it’s freekin Manly …. What more can you want?

http://www.shtuffforbikers.com What do you get for a biker? They have motorcycle shirts, motorcycle chrome and leather jackets. Unique presents are quality skin care gag gifts for bikers.

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http://www.shtuffforbikers.com Are you trying to buy a gift for the guy that has everything? Is your recipient a biker? Give your biker a personalized novelty gift! Give them novelty skin care.

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